Metro Treasures

Sitting on the metro one lovely work-day, commuting home, when I come across this gem:

The normal person would look at this in disgust like "eew why is this on the metro."

News Flash:

I AM NOT NORMAL.

So I picked it up and slyly slipped it into my bag. At this point, I hadn't yet decided what I was going to with it in my possession. After all, it is a DVD, and DVDs are meant to be watched.....

Now I want to gouge my eyes out. But wait, that still won't erase the visions that are permanently engraved in my memory.