With Halloween right around the corner, girls' minds are already whirring with ideas about how to use the least amount of fabric on the least amount of skin. Take all of the nasty comments you've said about "that skanky bitch," roll it up into one, and you've got a Halloween costume! While there are generally no rules when it comes to Halloween costumes, I would like to propose a few. Do NOT:
1. Do NOT let your back rolls show.
2. Do NOT wear your thong on the outside of your pants (unless you're a superhero)
3. Do NOT have me guessing what your costume is, because a cowboy hat and a thong don't seem to make sense to me.
4. Do NOT wear this ensemble in public.
5. Do NOT forget to take your thong off first, then your pants, when you're ready to ride him like a cowgirl.
No comments:
Post a Comment