Can it be true.......

Party foul

5-OH

It's never good when a cop pulls you aside to talk to you.
When you're wearing a chicken suit.
And people are pointing at you.
And having their picture taken with the chicken and cop in the background.

Traveling Do's and Don'ts

Airport security can be a bitch. A bitch you wanna bitch slap. Here are some tips to make your travel smoother:
1. Do label your luggage.
2. Do NOT label your luggage if your name is Ahmed Jawad. It's just not a good look. It's a red flag buddy.

Girls. Geesh. Always complaining about their bodies.

To be a girl is to NEVER be satisfied with your appearance. It's in our DNA. Some parts are a little smaller than we'd like, some parts a little bigger. Take this girl for example:

A pretty girl, so you think, what's she got to complain about? Maybe just a few extra pounds around the middle? But no no no. Looking in the mirror, she says to her friend:

"OH MY GOD! My foreheard is SO big! Do you think my forehead makes me look not pretty?"

Car Art

Because when it comes down to it, when it really comes down to it, God looks more favorably upon those who drive big red trucks.